Incident Response: A Playbook for When Things Go Wrong

Something is broken in production. Customers are complaining. Your heart rate is elevated. What now? Having a playbook before the incident happens is the difference between a coordinated response and chaos. Here’s the playbook. The First 5 Minutes 1. Acknowledge the Incident Someone needs to own it. Right now. @ S I C c t n o h a c m a t i m n u d s n s e : e : n l t # I i 🚨 n C n v o c I e m i N s m d C t a e I i n n D g d t E a e - N t r 2 T i : 0 : n 2 g @ 4 P a - a l 0 y i 3 m c - e e 1 n 2 t p r o c e s s i n g f a i l i n g Create a dedicated channel immediately. All incident communication goes there. ...

March 12, 2026 Β· 9 min Β· 1851 words Β· Rob Washington